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spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin



unexplained-events:

Duende

A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.

Video



1767337
30 Sep

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus





intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me



10519
30 Sep


grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

image

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language



451097
30 Sep
assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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fl0wer-princesss:

cybelle73:

emolambgonnaberam:


So Brad totally talked about this in an interview, saying that Shiloh prefers to be addressed by all the family as John (and if anyone calls ze—I guess, I’m not sure if there are chosen gender pronouns yet, so I’m just going to use ze/zir—Shiloh, ze’ll be all “it’s JOHN OKAY?”) and prefers traditionally “masculine” things like swords and boy clothes etc., and he and Angelina don’t care because they a) recognize that not all children are the same/follow traditional gender binaries and b) they love John no matter what so it doesn’t matter to them what gender ze is. Which I thought was awesome/adorable.
I’m not nessesarily a big fan of Jolie, however I will say this: If my mother had done for me what she is doing for Shiloh/John it would have saved me a a childhood full of frustration, numbness and confusion. I would not now look back on 19 years worth of life and wish I had been able to LIVE IT. Instead, I spent 19 years pretending to be someone else. I can’t help but feel robbed. Why do we tell children who they are? HOW can we tell children who they are?

Parents, please, LISTEN to your kids. Embrace difference and know that you are raising your children right by allowing them to be themselves and loving them unconditionally.


yOU GO ANGELINA, YOU GO

Not a fan of either as actors but kudos to them as parents.

i fucking love the jolie-pitt family

fl0wer-princesss:

cybelle73:

emolambgonnaberam:

So Brad totally talked about this in an interview, saying that Shiloh prefers to be addressed by all the family as John (and if anyone calls ze—I guess, I’m not sure if there are chosen gender pronouns yet, so I’m just going to use ze/zir—Shiloh, ze’ll be all “it’s JOHN OKAY?”) and prefers traditionally “masculine” things like swords and boy clothes etc., and he and Angelina don’t care because they a) recognize that not all children are the same/follow traditional gender binaries and b) they love John no matter what so it doesn’t matter to them what gender ze is. Which I thought was awesome/adorable.

I’m not nessesarily a big fan of Jolie, however I will say this: If my mother had done for me what she is doing for Shiloh/John it would have saved me a a childhood full of frustration, numbness and confusion. I would not now look back on 19 years worth of life and wish I had been able to LIVE IT. Instead, I spent 19 years pretending to be someone else. I can’t help but feel robbed. Why do we tell children who they are? HOW can we tell children who they are?

Parents, please, LISTEN to your kids. Embrace difference and know that you are raising your children right by allowing them to be themselves and loving them unconditionally.

yOU GO ANGELINA, YOU GO

Not a fan of either as actors but kudos to them as parents.

i fucking love the jolie-pitt family



3885
30 Sep

There’s always gonna be a part of me that’s sloppy and dirty but I like that, with all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?



“You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole.” — i am seeing less and less of you, Emma Bleker  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)



tincturephysicorum:

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

cool

tincturephysicorum:

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

cool



“Most times, it’s just a lot easier not to let the world know what’s wrong.” — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters  (via un-exotic)



therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy